So, for those of you that dont know me, i live in the northwest. Particularly an area that tends to have some pretty brutal winters with heavy snow and ice, much like an Immortal video. Anyways, as of last thursday we had virtually no snow on the ground which for mid january is actually pretty rare for us and that had me thinking that we got off easy. Not the case. Friday comes and pounds us hard with like a foot and a half of snow, i mean just pure white frosty rape. I drive a 99 chevy malibu so uh, not the best vehicle for this kind of weather and even after attempting to dig around it with a shovel for 3 hours i still couldnt manage to get it the fuck out of my parking spot at home. So my roomate comes home on his lunch break and since he drives a 4 wheel drive truck, offered to just tow it onto the street so i could be on my way (not that i would have made it far, im sure), so i say sure, what a great idea. What a problem solver. So he precedes to hook up a tow rope to his truck and my front bumper, attaching the hook to what he thought was a tow hook. Turns out it wasnt...it was some sort of vitally important coolant line or something, and when he started to "tow" it, that line snapped, along with some other various plastic shit that was under my car, rendering it undriveable.
Long story short i have been stranded at home until monday when i can get a mechanic to look at it, and im getting serious cabin fever, not to mention the winter blues have been hitting me hard this year. I have been living off a diet of rockstar energy drinks, hot dogs, and whatever else i can find in my fridge since i havent been able to drive to the store and have done nothing but watch Archer, and various horror movies. And to get to the point, my choice of posting one of my long time favorite death metal bands kinda reflects on how i have felt the last few days. I seriously thank anyone who actually read this far, and enjoys Mortician as much as i do. Most people hate them.
Zombie attack!!!!
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