Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...

THIS, my dear friends, is MY life. Hah. BAD idea... Welcome to hell.
With what I've been going through the last half-month, ANYONE except Abhijeet Sawant(seriously, all these HAVE-BEENS!!) would pity me... To top it all, I've been ill, haven't eaten properly &c &c...

And then, the the frosted pink marshmallowy hypnotising icing on the cake is.
I
HAVE BEEN
literally
STRANDED
as far as technology is concerned...

The following have gone kaput:-
1. Phone1(Nokia 3110), 1GB phone card, music stored therein, photos stored therein, CONTACTS fucking contacts stored therein...
2. USB cable of Phone1
3. USB cable of Phone2(Nokia N70), so I cannot transfer music or photos to and from computer and phone
4. mp3 player
5. mp4 player
6. USB port of comp
7. GODFUCKED headphones!!!
8. CD writer
9. FUCKING PENDRIVE!!
10. Computer Sound Card so I CANNOT listen to music on my PC, not even ONLINE!!
11. Half the softwares on my comp coz of virus attack or summin..

SO

HAHA!

seriously, couldn't this all have been distributed..yknow... like AMONG the other 9.999999999999 x 10raisedtopowerx people of the world???

and WITH all the emotional turmoil too...

fucking breakdown...tech apolcalypse...grr...holy flaming pants of the saviour someone bloody help me out of this i can't even goddamn rant for all i can do i can't even scream shout and anything... all i can do is cry. and just when i need all the support i could get, just when i'm lonely like HELL,
THIS
has to happen.. why god why...


yeah i was right. god
or whoever he is that is giving me all of this chhappar phaar ke!!!

is
the biggest bhosad on the fucking planet... and the universe and the multiverse...

SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!

PS: oh and today happens to be my 20-and-a-HALF-year birthday. beat that. }:-(
AND yes I like the colours. you got a prob??!??!