Heres a must have for Dissection fans, a band including 2 former Dissection members! Did you ever think Dissection were too melodic? Wanted something more heavy on the death metal side? This is your band.
Friday, September 30, 2011
Internal Bleeding - Voracious Contempt
Primitive U.S. brutal death done the way only cavemen prefer. For fans of Suffocation, Pyrexia, and people with down syndrome.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Baddest Motherfuckers Ever, For My Amusement- Danny "The Ginger Badass" Bonaduce
How many people do you know who are former child mega-stars, bang Playboy models, have fought pro mma fighters and boxers, are best friends with A.C. Slater, has trained at the Incredible Hulk's house, wrestled professionally, is a restaurateur, gym owner, and radio disc jockey, and who smashed someone's face in at an awards show without getting arrested, all while being pretty well fucking jacked for no reason? Let me answer that for you- one. Danny "The Ginger Badass" Bonaduce.
I realize that half of you are about to shit your pants over the fact that Bonaduce's not a strength athlete, but that half of my audience can go ahead and fuck themselves, as Bonaduce is the real deal. In addition to being progressively more awesome as he gets older, I can virtually guarantee that not only does the Ginger Badass look better than you naked, he more than likely would whip your ass silly and then fuck it just for shits and giggles, because that's the kind of guy he is. Still need convincing?
For the uninitiated among you, the guy who just broke that poofter's face is also one of the most accomplished fictional bass players of all time, as Bonaduce was the bass player in the Partridge Family. After that show got canned, young Bonaduce went on a decades-long coke and crack bender, beat the living shit out of a transsexual prostitute and landed himself in rehab. As is common, Bonaduce got fat after kicking his coke habit and becoming a morning show dj. Unlike most morning show guys, Bonaduce was shamed into getting in shape after he was signed to work with none other than Mr. A.C. Slater of "Saved By the Bell" fame.
Soon after he resolved to get his ass in shape, Bonaduce went fucking bananas lifting twice a day. He dropped 50 lbs of bodyweight and got jacked at the same time, hitting the gym twice a day and doing a ridiculous amount of cardio. As Dr. Atkins once stated, to become fat as shit you've done "something 'unbalanced'. To get yourself back to sleek, lithe, firm and fantastic, you honestly can't do a balanced approach." (John) The Ginger Badass must've taken this shit to heart, because in his own words,
As if that shit wasn't enough, Bonaduce upped the insanity by fighting other celebs in charity boxing matches, and is undefeated in his ass-whippings of the Reverend Bob Levy, fellow child stars Donny Osmond and Barry Williams, and fought attorney Robert Shapiro and former baseball star Jose Canseco to draws. Thereafter he dipped his toe into the muddy puddle of pro wrestling, where he's 1-1 against former child star Christopher Knight and actual pro wrestler Eric Young (who has 6 inches and 75 lbs on the the Ginger Badass). Awesome? I'd say so. He also benches over double his bodyweight (though he never trains legs), which is a feat few of the people who're undoubtedly going to talk shit on this blog can match.
Did I mention he's the grand world champion of assholes, smokes like a fucking chimney, holds three black belts, and has banged a chick so hot you'd probably suffer first degree burns if you stood next to her? Check this shit out:
If you're curious as to how he pulled it off, Bonaduce trains six days a week, rotating through rep ranges and workout structures as he sees fit. "Some weeks it's push-pull, some weeks it's max reps, some weeks its max weight, and always cardio and abs." (BB.com) He's also a big fan of training opposing muscle groups together, and does cardio everyday, as he's obsessed with never getting fat again. Not a bad obsession, frankly. His diet's pretty standard fare (save for the power bar) and generally looks like this:
Breakfast:
Gold Standard Whey Protein drink
Snack:
Power Bar
Lunch:
Skinless Chicken Breast or Fish, serving size no bigger than my hand
Another Healthy Snack
Dinner:
Lean Chicken or Tuna Steak and once or twice a week, a big fat juicy hunk of Red Meat
All meals supplemented with the appropriate amount of carbs/protein ratio, rice, brussel sprouts, etc., in addition to amino acids and whatever thermogenics on which he can lay hands. (BB.com)
In short, if a former crackhead child star can go from 43% bodyfat to 3%, bang a gang of hot bitches, and compete in a shitload of combat sports after the age of 45, anyone can do it. The key, it seems, is to be complete fucking insane.
Get insane.
Sources:
Body Of Work: An Interview With Danny Bonaduce. odybuilding.com. http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/body-of-work-interview-with-danny-bonaduce.html
Danny Bonaduce. Wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Bonaduce#Boxing
Detz, Jeanine. Little big guy. Muscle and Fitness. 9/2005. http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0801/is_9_66/ai_n14922597/
Not It. Itthing.com. 10 Child Stars who Grew Up To Be Morons. http://itthing.com/10-child-stars-who-grew-up-to-be-morons
John, Dan. 40 Years of Insight, Part 1. http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/most_recent/40_years_of_insight_part_1
Not bad for a 52 year old who was fat as shit at 43.
I realize that half of you are about to shit your pants over the fact that Bonaduce's not a strength athlete, but that half of my audience can go ahead and fuck themselves, as Bonaduce is the real deal. In addition to being progressively more awesome as he gets older, I can virtually guarantee that not only does the Ginger Badass look better than you naked, he more than likely would whip your ass silly and then fuck it just for shits and giggles, because that's the kind of guy he is. Still need convincing?
For the uninitiated among you, the guy who just broke that poofter's face is also one of the most accomplished fictional bass players of all time, as Bonaduce was the bass player in the Partridge Family. After that show got canned, young Bonaduce went on a decades-long coke and crack bender, beat the living shit out of a transsexual prostitute and landed himself in rehab. As is common, Bonaduce got fat after kicking his coke habit and becoming a morning show dj. Unlike most morning show guys, Bonaduce was shamed into getting in shape after he was signed to work with none other than Mr. A.C. Slater of "Saved By the Bell" fame.
... clearly, not afraid to fuck someone up or fuck someone in front of a live audience.
"I'm obsessed with lifting and getting more cut up. I have a gym at work, at home and here. [Bonaduce is part owner of Groove Fitness in Hollywood.] I train from 3:30-4:30 a.m. every day. Then I meet my trainer at 11 a.m. almost every morning. And I often run home from work, which is 8 miles."(M&F)Tireless in his pursuit of getting ever more ripped, Bonaduce has tried every goddamned thing under the sun- he's lifted with Lou Ferrigno many times, trained with the aforementioned prettyboy Mario Lopez, sparred with Chuck Liddell and Sugar Ray Leonard, and even does "Wii Zumba, the Michael Jackson dance game, and Dance Dance Revolution for cardio."(BB.com) Amusingly, Bonaduce's been knocked out by the latter three people I mentioned in sparring, and had the shit kicked out of him on the radio by Tito Ortiz as a goof.
As if that shit wasn't enough, Bonaduce upped the insanity by fighting other celebs in charity boxing matches, and is undefeated in his ass-whippings of the Reverend Bob Levy, fellow child stars Donny Osmond and Barry Williams, and fought attorney Robert Shapiro and former baseball star Jose Canseco to draws. Thereafter he dipped his toe into the muddy puddle of pro wrestling, where he's 1-1 against former child star Christopher Knight and actual pro wrestler Eric Young (who has 6 inches and 75 lbs on the the Ginger Badass). Awesome? I'd say so. He also benches over double his bodyweight (though he never trains legs), which is a feat few of the people who're undoubtedly going to talk shit on this blog can match.
Did I mention he's the grand world champion of assholes, smokes like a fucking chimney, holds three black belts, and has banged a chick so hot you'd probably suffer first degree burns if you stood next to her? Check this shit out:
Q Seems like you're also obsessed with smoking. Any plans to quit?
A No. I've quit so many other things! I have a stair-stepper at home with an ashtray welded to it, and my gym has a smoking section.
Q So it's safe to say you're not working out for your health?
A I have the desire to appear healthy. I want somebody to go, "Nice ass," not "Nice lungs." I have mirrors everywhere in my house, and I walk around with no shirt on constantly. I keep resistance bands in my car, and if I'm going into a situation in which I haven't met the people, I'll take the heaviest band out, lay my car seat back, put my feet up on the dashboard and curl until the veins pop up. If someone came out and saw it I'd explain, "I have this cool vein and I wanted all the secretaries to see it."
Bonaduce's ex. Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, in your golden, fleece diapers, with your curled-up, fat, balled-up little fists pawin' at the air...
If you're curious as to how he pulled it off, Bonaduce trains six days a week, rotating through rep ranges and workout structures as he sees fit. "Some weeks it's push-pull, some weeks it's max reps, some weeks its max weight, and always cardio and abs." (BB.com) He's also a big fan of training opposing muscle groups together, and does cardio everyday, as he's obsessed with never getting fat again. Not a bad obsession, frankly. His diet's pretty standard fare (save for the power bar) and generally looks like this:
Breakfast:
Gold Standard Whey Protein drink
Snack:
Power Bar
Lunch:
Skinless Chicken Breast or Fish, serving size no bigger than my hand
Another Healthy Snack
Dinner:
Lean Chicken or Tuna Steak and once or twice a week, a big fat juicy hunk of Red Meat
All meals supplemented with the appropriate amount of carbs/protein ratio, rice, brussel sprouts, etc., in addition to amino acids and whatever thermogenics on which he can lay hands. (BB.com)
In short, if a former crackhead child star can go from 43% bodyfat to 3%, bang a gang of hot bitches, and compete in a shitload of combat sports after the age of 45, anyone can do it. The key, it seems, is to be complete fucking insane.
Get insane.
Sources:
Body Of Work: An Interview With Danny Bonaduce. odybuilding.com. http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/body-of-work-interview-with-danny-bonaduce.html
Danny Bonaduce. Wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Bonaduce#Boxing
Detz, Jeanine. Little big guy. Muscle and Fitness. 9/2005. http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0801/is_9_66/ai_n14922597/
Not It. Itthing.com. 10 Child Stars who Grew Up To Be Morons. http://itthing.com/10-child-stars-who-grew-up-to-be-morons
John, Dan. 40 Years of Insight, Part 1. http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/most_recent/40_years_of_insight_part_1
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Skeletonwitch - Beyond the Permafrost
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Abysmal Grief - Abysmal Grief
Heres a pretty cool piece of Italian occult doom, plenty of gothic type keyboards and dracula vocals and having said that i enjoy the hell out of it. Thats really all i have to say.
Friday, September 23, 2011
Shit You've Probably Never Tried- The Overhead Walk
To begin, I hold no illusions that this is in any way a novel exercise. I'm sure a quick google search will reveal that 198,734,867 other videos detailing the manner in which other people do this. I don't care how or why they do it, however, and figure you guys might like another take on how this exercise could be done.[ed.- After initially writing that, I actually bothered to look, and the results were hilarious.] Before I get into the hows, let's deal with the wherefores.
For those of you who want a little more reason for the things you do in the gym, you'd do well to remember that many bodybuilding pontificators and some sports scientists (among them Dr., Charles Staley), emphasize the time during which one's muscles are under tension as a critical part of program design. Clearly, as I spend the vast majority of my considerable time in the gym lifting as violently and briefly as possible, this is not a key component of my training. I do, however, believe that it is a fairly good indicator of training volume, and thus should probably not be completely ignored. This type of exercise will drastically increase your time under tension, as it's a sort of combination static-hold, microrep partials, and endurance exercise all rolled into one gigantic bag of awesome.
As to the how, it's fairly simple- you clean and press or jerk, or snatch, a weight overhead and then walk with it until you don't feel like it any longer or cannot. I enjoy using a variety of rep ranges, weights, and techniques for this type of exercise because mixing this sort of thing into a workout is all about spicing shit up a bit. Like just about every other facet of training, this is hardly rocket science- just figure out what you like and do it. A lot of it.
As to the when, Overhead Walks are a nice way to mix it up, give you something to do on a day you want to train but have no idea what you want to do, or are spending the day in the park grilling, drinking, and lifting. I do them very infrequently (like, once a year), but I always enjoy them when I do them. If I did them more often, I'm certain I'd have no problem going heavier with them, but I'm far too focused on other lifts right now to get sidetracked with this silliness. For those of you who are already winding up a nice cry about how I walk around with more weight than you overhead press and you could never do this and blah di fucking blah blah- suck it the fuck up and press more. When you're pressing, make sure you lock out each rep and hold it. If you do that, walking around with heavy weights overhead's easy as fucking on a dead bear.
SHAKE THAT BEAR.
For those of you who are foreign, non-native English speakers, or possibly retarded, "wherefore" doesn't mean "where"- it means "why". The misuse of this word annoys the tits right off me, so stop doing it.So, the wherefore for the Overhead Walk- it will probably boil down to boredom and curiosity. I started doing them initially because my old roommate and I started taking a bunch of plates and a barbell to the park on Saturdays, grilling a shitload of steak, drinking a tremendous amount of liquor, and lifting for a few hours. We ended up getting bored with cleans and snatches and the like, so one of us decided to snatch 135 and walk with it as far as they could. When they ditched it, the other one of use would yank it out of the ground (where it would be deeply embedded) and then walk as far as they could. We'd do this for an extraordinary period of time, and left us sore as a motherfucker the next day. Given a preference, that's how I'd still do it, outdoors, over uneven ground, drunk, and to death, but I lack access to both a masochistic training partner and barbells and plates I can take outdoors, I'm forced to do it inside by myself (as will happen occasionally to the best of us). Which means I go as heavy as I possibly can, because fuck cardio anyway.
For those of you who want a little more reason for the things you do in the gym, you'd do well to remember that many bodybuilding pontificators and some sports scientists (among them Dr., Charles Staley), emphasize the time during which one's muscles are under tension as a critical part of program design. Clearly, as I spend the vast majority of my considerable time in the gym lifting as violently and briefly as possible, this is not a key component of my training. I do, however, believe that it is a fairly good indicator of training volume, and thus should probably not be completely ignored. This type of exercise will drastically increase your time under tension, as it's a sort of combination static-hold, microrep partials, and endurance exercise all rolled into one gigantic bag of awesome.
As to the how, it's fairly simple- you clean and press or jerk, or snatch, a weight overhead and then walk with it until you don't feel like it any longer or cannot. I enjoy using a variety of rep ranges, weights, and techniques for this type of exercise because mixing this sort of thing into a workout is all about spicing shit up a bit. Like just about every other facet of training, this is hardly rocket science- just figure out what you like and do it. A lot of it.
As to the when, Overhead Walks are a nice way to mix it up, give you something to do on a day you want to train but have no idea what you want to do, or are spending the day in the park grilling, drinking, and lifting. I do them very infrequently (like, once a year), but I always enjoy them when I do them. If I did them more often, I'm certain I'd have no problem going heavier with them, but I'm far too focused on other lifts right now to get sidetracked with this silliness. For those of you who are already winding up a nice cry about how I walk around with more weight than you overhead press and you could never do this and blah di fucking blah blah- suck it the fuck up and press more. When you're pressing, make sure you lock out each rep and hold it. If you do that, walking around with heavy weights overhead's easy as fucking on a dead bear.
SHAKE THAT BEAR.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Varathron - The Lament of Gods
Time to pay some homeage to one of Greeces best black metal bands to ever walk the earth (maybe the best even, look out Rotting Christ) by posting an oft overlooked EP. Why should you listen, you ask? Well it has a Mercyful Fate cover.
Monday, September 19, 2011
Stillborn - Manifiesto de Blasfemia
Oh how i love polish metal, especially the ripping, crushing, abolutely destroying black/death type. Stillborn will remind of Behemoth and North, and damn near as good as both. If you are like me and cant get enough of stuff like that then this is for you.
Sunday, September 18, 2011
To Cut Or Not To Cut #3- The End
Remember, lean doesn't mean weak.
Having gotten that out of the way, let's move onto the day before the weigh in. Friday morning, you should begin limiting your liquids to 1/3 of what you normally drink, and it should consist of naught but purified or distilled water. Your consumption of food and water will end with a light meal on Friday evening around 5, and that's when your water consumption for the day will likely end. Prior to hitting the hay, however, you should weigh yourself to see where you stand. Time Ferriss recommends using 2 scales twice each, and then averaging the results. Additionally, he recommends consuming enough water that you're two to three pounds off from your desired weight before you hit the hay if you're close or under, and I can personally attest to the fact that going to sleep with horrible dry mouth makes for a terrible night's sleep.
Unless you're sleeping next to that, in which case you might have trouble getting your eyes closed.
Should you find yourself more than two or three pounds away from the promised land, you're not going to run. In fact, I strongly advise against doing cardio in a "sauna suit" for those of you who are familiar with them. It'll leave your legs weak as shit, and it's far less effective than the method about which I'm about to tell you. Additionally, you do not want to do this shit the day before your weigh-in- this is strictly day-of shit. You need to limit the time you spend in a dehydrated state, as dehydration drastically impairs your performance. According to one study, even mild weight loss from sweating (1-2% of pre-exercise weight) resulted in a significant degradation in performance.(Armstrong) More extreme dehydration can reduce your endurance by about 55% (Sawka), and depending which of four separate studies you consult, can reduce maximal strength by up to 11%.(Maughan) Additionally, Ferriss chimed in with a statistic of his own (unfortunately uncited, but I believe it's Bosco et al (1968)), that dehydrating a muscle by 3% can result in a loss of 10% of contractile strength and an 8% loss of speed.(How To Lose) For those of you posting numbers that aren't world-changing, this means that dehydration can be the difference between first and last in a meet, and as such, you'll want to be at your weigh-in weight for as little time as humanly possible.
Though liquor is a diuretic, this is only ideal when the meet's either a ways off or in the past.
I start by entering a bath with the water as hot as I can get it without scalding myself, and I submerse my entire body except for my mouth and nose. I prefer the hot bath because it facilitates raising my body temperature as fast as possible and being submersed in the water is somewhat more comfortable (at least for me) than sitting in a steam room, especially a dry heat type of sauna. After fifteen minutes, I get out of the bath. I leave the shower running though on pure hot to maintain the steam and heat in the room. I don’t know what the precise temperature gets up to, but it’s typically as hot as any steam sauna I’ve been in. Next, I either sit or stand in the steam for another fifteen minutes. At the 30-minute mark (bath and steam time combined), I exit the bathroom for five minutes. This allows me a break both physically and mentally and lets my core body temperature return to a more normal level. I’ll feel much better physically. After five minutes in the cool room, I return to the hot bath (I drain and refill the water each cycle to keep the water as hot as possible) and begin the process again. (Kroczaleski)To make the steam room he mentions, Kroc has a pretty slick method- he just fills the tub by running the shower on full hot with a towel stuffed in the crack under the bathroom door. Using this method, you'll just keep weighing yourself with your two scales until you're there. To aid your loss at this time, you can use two over-the counter supplements- Dandelion Root and Caffeine. The two work synergistically to help you shed water, and taken at the prescribed doses shouldn't have much of a negative impact on your helth, especially since dandelion root is potassium sparing, in addition to being high in Vitamin A and Choline. Ferriss recommends 250-500 mg 3 times daily (preferably with food) of the Dandelion and 200-400 mg 2-3 times per day of the caffeine, and suggests they should be taken with a potassium supplement, though if you've taken my advice on Mrs. Dash, you're getting more than enough potassium. For my last meet, I used a supplement called Cranker 2, which seemed to work pretty well, although it only contained caffeine of the aforementioned ingredients. Instead of the Dandelion Root, it includes a variety of other herbs, so if you try that, it might not hurt to throw some Dandelion in on top.
Electroshock therapy for your nipples and tongue is unnecessary, and might be best reserved for the post-win orgy than the pre-weigh-in prep.
Obviously, if you're doing a same-day weigh in, this shit is not for you. You could use some of these methods, but given the research I cited above, you might be too fucking drained, or lack the necessary rehydration time, to make hard cut feasible. As such, I'd experiment with a few different cuts and test your strength thereafter. More than a few pounds, however, is likely going to be way too much for you to recover.
Perhaps a better way to commence the carbohydrate consumption.
Ninety minutes to two hours after you've chugged a gallon of glycerol-infused Pedialyte, you've got two options. Ferriss recommends using the time-tested endurance ratio of protein to carbs (4:1)- this is probably most easily accomplished with some Waxy Maize and a blended protein (not whey, as you don't want to go catabolic during your meet). Throw on top of that 100mg of ALA per 75 lbs of bodyweight and 50 mcg of chromium polynicontinate (not picolinate) to increase your insulin sensitivity, in addition to a 15 minutes soak in an Epsom salt bath for magnesium supplementation and muscular reaction, and you're off to the races. Ferriss, by the way, mentions that you can absorb a tremendous amount of water through the skin even in a shower, demonstrating that it is after the weigh-in that you should shower or bathe, rather than before.(How To Lose) Kroc, on the other hand, eats a real-food meal as soon as possible, and eats as much as he can possibly fit down his gullet. He also recommends continuing to drink throughout the day, which I would think goes without saying if I didn't see so many people do so much stupid shit every day I leave the house.
I was looking for a picture of some hot hippie broads with the intention of saying that they needn't ever shower and I will still smash the fucking granny out of that, and found this picture of Dirt Diva, where's she's hilariously referred to as a hippie by someone who cannot spell a simple six letter word.
... and that's how it's done, motherfuckers. If you'd like to read about how I did it before doing any research of any kind, check it out here. Expect the posts to come fast and furious over the next couple of weeks, as I have been slacking.
Sources:
Armstrong LE, Costill DL & Fink WJ (1985): Influence of diuretic-induced dehydration on competitive running performance. Med. Sci. Sports Exerc. 17, 456–461.
Ferriss, Tim. How to lose 30 pounds in 24 hours: The definitive guide to cutting weight. The Blog of Tim Ferriss. http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/2008/01/18/how-to-cut-weight/
"Hyponatremia." Wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyponatremia#Symptoms
Kroczaleski, Matt. How to Cut Maximum Weight for Competitions with a 24-Hour Weigh In. http://www.elitefts.com/documents/cut_max_weight_for_comp.htm
Maughan RJ. (2003): Impact of mild dehydration on wellness and on exercise performance. Eur J Clin Nut. 57, Suppl 2, S19–S23.
Sawka MN & Pandolf KB (1990): Effects of body water loss on physiological function and exercise performance. In Perspectives in Exercise Science and Sports Medicine. Vol. 3, ed. CV Gisolfi & DR Lamb, pp 1–38. Misc: Indianapolis: Benchmark Press.
Thibaudeau, Christian, and Chris Shugart. Shredded In Six Days. http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_performance_diet_mass/shredded_in_6_days
Wingo JE, Casa DJ, Berger EM, Dellis WO, Knight JC, McClung JM. nfluence of a Pre-Exercise Glycerol Hydration Beverage on Performance and Physiologic Function During Mountain-Bike Races in the Heat. J Athl Train. 2004 Jun;39(2):169-175.
Monday, September 12, 2011
shussshhh shusshhh
Sooo...a good thing about moving to Ottawa, I finally got an "when we move to Ottawa present."
AWWW YEAHHHHH.
AWWW YEAHHHHH.
New tablet!
My old one has a crack in it, is GROSS and the mouse double clicks randomly and doesn't scroll and it is OLD AS HELL and DYING. My new Intuos4 is like, too cool for school next to that 10 year old (at least) thing.
The new one makes a nice marker-like shusssshing sound when you draw. Plus it has programmable keys and all sorts of nibs and its all like black on black on black like Batman's tablet would be. Yes.......
So I am getting used to it. I have never drew things from scratch on my tablet, I scan in pencil drawings or inked stuff and go from there. Might change now.
Want to see some sneak peek stuff?
There.
These are works in progress, I am still working on colours and packing ideas and other parts of the projects. You know, just making crap up as I go along.Heh hehhhh.
Oh, and I asked Nathan to take a pic of my in my studio, you know, so I can be current and not be a liar with outdated profile pics on the internet. This is the BEST one!
There must be a deadly herp derp leak in this studio. hahaha.
Darvulia - L'Ombre Malicieuse
Debut full length by Frances always excellent Darvulia. Definitely a must have for fans of traditional black metal, everything Darvulia does, Darvulia does well. Whether its full on blasting with interesting riffs, or slower plodding simplisticness, and even ritualistic ambient type breaks, they will get it right every time.
Friday, September 9, 2011
I moved to Ottawa... It's a big deal.
So, packing up my old studio (which I was not supposed to do, the movers were supposed to, but no way man!) was kind of sad. I am moving to Ottawa because of my partner being relocated in his government job. Ottawa is the capital of Canada for you non-canucks. But its smaller and more dull than Toronto.
The movers packed (and overpacked) everthing we owned, and we had to squat in our entirely packed house for a night and it was weird.
Rocko the Cat did NOT like going in the car. Six hours of an insane, freaking out, panting little nightmare. He took it out on my by constantly gouging my flesh when i tried to wrestle him from under the gas pedal.
We had to squat AGAIN because the movers were delayed a day. It wasn't bad actually, its like camping with a kitchen and no bugs.
Then they delivered all our furniture and we had about one billion too many boxes for our new smaller apartment. UGHHHH.
Rocko the Cat is in a constant state of terror for days. He won't eat or drink or walk normal (slinking around) and he hides constantly and I keep loosing him and thinking he jumped out the window or flushed himself down the toilet.
We eventually get ourselves out from under the mountain of stuff we own for some reason, and are playing adult and putting things on shelves.
My studio is a nice greyish pinky purple. I painted it before the landlord told us not to paint anything because it cost him so much money to paint the whole place beige. (Um, I cannot live in a beige house! CAN NOT.) We may have to fight to the death.
Ok, so now my "Woe is me, I am moving to Ottawa so I can't make bookmarks and stuffed dudes!" period is coming to an end. Back to work in my illicitly purple studio.
P.S.
-Ottawa is small.
-There are crickets and squirrels being noisy all day.
-Kids. Every person has a baby every 5 months here.
-I don't have cable anymore. SUCKS.
-Do people really put up paintings with those Command Adhesive things? NO ONE DOES THAT, LANDLORD. I need wall anchors for my heavy ass art.
-Oh yeah, back to work.
Location:
Ottawa, ON, Canada
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Hell - Human Remains
Hell was a promising NWOBHM band dating back to the early 80's. They put out a stream of demos until 86 before disbanding only to recently reform to release this excellent full length. I have not heard the early demos but this should please most fans of Mercyful Fate and Angel Witch! Excellent although over the top theatrical vocals, galloping rhythms and top notch NWOBHM riffing a plenty.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Satans Host - By the Hands of the Devil
Hello friends, im back with an album all must hear. You might already know of Satans Host, they have been a staple of Moribund Records for some time now. And if you arent familar, heres the skinny. Satans Host started out in the early 80s playing a raw and evil strand of power metal, releasing one full length before splitting up for like ten or fifteen years. Upon reform they were a completely different beast, playing the black/death style with a different lineup. However with THIS release, they have returned to form a bit. Keeping the black/death style heavy instrumentation, but with the orginally vocalist Harry "Tyrant" Conklin who you might know from the mighty Jag Panzer.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
To Cut Or Not To Cut #2- Cutting Like You Listen To Texas Is The Reason
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Friday, September 2, 2011
Tyrant - Reclaim the Flame
Oh man this one is a motherfucking fist pumper if ive ever heard one. Do you like Hellhammer? Tyrant is your new favorite band.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Carnun - Malkuth (demo)
Heres a cool little demo that probably doesnt even exist in physical form anymore. Enter 1996, a little band from Cork, Ireland formerly known as Defy Christ and became Carnun in 95. This demo was their only output but it is a fantastic demo and an interesting sub chapter in the book of Irish black metal. Note, the vocalist also did time in the much more known Myrkr. Enjoy!
Spectral Lore - I
I am not an author, nor poet or journalist, therefore i am really not going to attempt to describe Spectral Lore in detail, i would not do the music justice. I can throw out a comparison to Paysage d' Hiver and that should give you somewhat of an idea of what to expect. Spectral Lore play a very mysterious and reverb drenched ambient black metal that is guaranteed to take your mind on a journey. You work hard, life is tough, you deserve an escape.
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