You can say that again...
location: dark gully in posh golpark, one of the Kolkata powercuts at work.
mood: summin like.."Eegh! These bloody people sleeping in their big flashy houses...couldn't we wake them up..!"
characters: Retard1, Retard2, Retard3.
Retard1: "Jeez! It's fun being out with impulsive, wild, binsochkekaamkarnewaale buggertypes! People like retard2, retard3.."
Retard3: "Hell yes. *grumpily* Right. We used to have more discretion before we met you mark my words. "
Retard1: *noticing they've just entered a wider gully with larger houses* "Here's the deal. A toast to our impulsiveness. Let's scream our lungs out.*
Retards1&3: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! *banshee wail*
*runrunrun*
*Said miscreants reach a safer gully*
Retard1:(to Retard2) *scowl* "Why on earth didn't you shriek? *narrows eyes* Bitch said yesyes when I said we'd shout and was awmmm (*purses lips*) when we were fooling around there."
Retard2: *nasty grin* "..which was the funniest bit."
Retard1: *loses it* *kicks Retard2 in the youknowhat* "This is even funnier innit? Those richie richs woulda felt like this and you poor you didn't contribute at all!"
*a while later*
Retard2: *wild flame of brave soul dimmed by sight of random street dog yawning and stretching* "Shit! Man! The friggin' dog looks turned on!"
Retard1: "Darn! You know what a dog looks like when it's turned on!! :O You sure are some bitch, girl! O_o"
Retard2: "Well that's coz i've dated a couple of them. Dogs i mean. xO"
Retard3: "...which doubly proves you're a bitch. xD"
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