Monday, September 6, 2010

Weekend, Parties, Gigs, Tiffs

Dear Change,
You're hardly there when we're craving for you. And you turn into a paranoid psycho stalker when the only thing we need is complacence-draped stability.

You're so elusive I'd have bashed your balls in if I were magister mundi, or whatever they call it.

But I'm not, so DAMN you Chut. :P

It's 4:30am here.
I'll be 22 this 17th and maybe it's a tad too late for adolescent brooding.

So what I did today was go to college, skip class, hang out with a huge HUGE huge group where one very typical Bangali intellectual prof was forced to ask us 'Is there any alcohol or marijuana being consumed here?' and all we could do was grin and shake our heads vigorously like a freakshowretardbrigade performing some morning neck-flexibility-retaining routine and trying to look all baby-eyed innocent.It rained like a frog pissing.Then we sweated like giants pissing.If that makes sense.Tea, cigarettes blah blah later, boyfriend went off to tattoo studio and band rehearsals.Rest of us wend through the steamy streets to the mall which was, as usual, full of fake, plastic looking people struggling to make a mark anywhere and failing.Bleh.
Comfort food:Smoked white pasta with cheese and oregano, and later, waffles with honey and vanilla ice cream at Coffee World.
Blabber blabber gossip gossip.
It was fun, actually.

Then I fought with the boyfriend and I'm so irritated now I bet the bad guys in Mummy felt better with the Scarabs crawling under their skin than I do now.
AAAAARGH~~!!!!!!!


Weekend was good, though.We've been busy clubbing all weekend :wink: and, though the high heels have taken their toll on my poor feet, I'm happy. Love you Mallika, Sourish and birthday boy Ravi and of course, Madhurima and all the others, including my camera. And thank you Dad, for the lift to faari at 11pm, and love you Mom, for having coerced me into not ditching the plan after all.

On another higher note, some of us are hopeful The Pit, the extreme Metal gig for underground bands for Kolkata shall finally resurface as its fourth reincarnation sometime in October, after Durga Puja. And I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
Other than that, this is a near-dead season for gigs, the only one in the remote horizon being the Calcutta Medical College Band Competition on the 9th. Cheers and all the best, Honey. :)
PS: Still mad at you! :-x

Ok, party pics.







The last two snaps are a bonus. :P Me and Debalina posing against a blank wall. One of those tough-to-find blank white walls.

We also hogged at Kaninika's birthday treat on the 31st. Silly little headstrong bitch also happens to be my viciously prized best friend.
Mwwwwah, girl! :)

This is the angel. I call this collage 'How people Change. NOT.'


And this one I call 'How Times Change. NOT.'

There, Change. That wasn't a kick to your balls, granted. But you know what there's an expression spelled S-L-A-P.
Ah, never mind. :)

Friday, September 3, 2010

Enough Already- Sex and Baddassery Are Definitively Interwined, Part 1.

On nearly every strength training and bodybuilding website on the internet, there's some jackass asking a question to which the answer should be obvious- "will jerking off/fucking negatively impact my workouts?"  Now, putting aside the fact that said moron should drown himself in a fucking bucket of bleach for even contemplating abstinence were the answer to be in the affirmative, allow me to lay this sick dog to rest:
Sexual activity and Badassery are inextricably intertwined.
This should not be anything that needs to be investigated, as it seems about as obvious as anything could possibly be.  

The best in this series are Ashley Blue and Gia Paloma, fyi.
Watch porn.  Men and womens' test level raise 100% and 80% in response to sexual stimuli.  That means that both of your libidos will rise accordingly, due to the fact that both men and womens' sex drives are dependant on their testosterone levels. (New Scientist)  Additionally, studies have shown that sexual stimuli will increase both LH production and test levels, so not only will your cock be rock hard, fellas, but you'll be droppin' motherfucking loads like Nick Manning all the live long day.  (Stoleru)
Fuck or masturbate (or both) AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.  A study in Mexico showed that serum testosterone levels in rats rose markedly after two consecutive orgasms, and even further after four.  (Hernandez)  Additionally, "frequent sex improves sex hormone regulation in men and women, and boosts blood vessel health.... [and] Frequent ejaculation reduces the risk of prostate enlargement and cancer.(JSM) On top of that, studies have shown that in addition to those positive hormonal fluctuations, cumming has positive effects on your endocrine system, and causes your body to produce more adrenaline, prolactin, and killer cells, which in turn improves immune system function.(BB.com)  Thus, by getting off as much as humanly possible, you're generating a shitload of testosterone in both men and women, leutinizing hormone in men, and improving your recovery time from hard workouts in both.  It goes without saying that you're also getting off, which means that you'll have elevated levels of dopamine (which reduces pain and improves mood), and that you'll be burning calories, which will make you leaner, in addition to improving your cardio.
For those guys, who like me, want kids like they want AIDS, there's more good news with this type of a compulsive fucking/masturbating scheme- your sperm count drops like a motherfucker (to about 27% of norm).  That means (though I'm not endorsing this) you can go bareback without the bare facts and not worry quite so much.(Freund)
In the second half of this, I'll go into a bit more detail, but in the meantime, use this as a reason to spend labor day laboring your ass off in the bedroom.

Sources:
New Scientist. 22 Aug 1998, p. 11.  

Stoléru SG, Ennaji A, Cournot A, Spira A.  LH pulsatile secretion and testosterone blood levels are influenced by sexual arousal in human males.  Psychoneuroendocrinology. 1993;18(3):205-18.

Hernandez M , Soto-Cid A, Aranda-Abreu G, Díaz R, Rojas F, Garcia L, Toledo R,  Manzo J.  A study of the prostate, androgens and sexual activity of male rats.  Reproductive Bio Endocrin. 2007, 5(11):1186/1477-7827-5-11. http://www.rbej.com/content/5/1/11/abstract/ 

Emmanuele A. Jannini, W, Fisher J, McMahon C.  J Sex Med. 2009, 6: 2640-2648 Article first published online: 6 OCT 2009 | DOI: 10.1111/j.1743-6109.2009.01477

M. FREUND. EFFECT OF FREQUENCY OF EMISSION ON SEMEN OUTPUT AND AN ESTIMATE OF DAILY SPERM PRODUCTION IN MAN. J Reproduct Fertil. 1963 6: 269-286.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Quick party post

Me: Paara-posing. 'paraposinggrrl' says Mithun.






Me and Mallika: The one in the Underground, the other inside DJ's car..


Mallika and DJ (:WINKETTY:)


Us.



Dev-DI groovin it up. :P



Me. Umm, trying in vain to look all dainty and blaahh.


Tinni and Mallika: footloose and blah. :P